I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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