just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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