You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
