butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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