Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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