Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
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I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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