Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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