The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me