I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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