I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
