I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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