she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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