Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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