no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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