It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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