It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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