i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
she smelled like a LAN party
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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