woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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