Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My cat gives me a boner
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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