I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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