Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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