She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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