Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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