just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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