awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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