Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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