I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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