its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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