i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you would pick up someone in the library
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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