I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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