Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
