He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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