: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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