let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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