that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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