I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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