i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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