Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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