I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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