I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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