Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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