he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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It's blow job season.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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