Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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