STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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