STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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