what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.