ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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