The maid of honor just puked.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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