At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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