Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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