omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
im holly from the hills drunk
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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