Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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