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OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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