i don't plan on having that self control this summer
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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