Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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