Your tits are I can't wait for
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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