I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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